2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of your same sex?

5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex and enjoyed it, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?

8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality with wedding rings, photos at work, and talk of your heterosexual escapades? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

9. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

10. Just what do women and men do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

11. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality? Shouldn't you at least try to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

12. Considering the fact that a disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals, do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

13. Considering all the societal support marriage receives, and the fact that the divorce rate is spiraling, why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

14. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?

15. Considering there seem to be very few happy heterosexuals, and that techniques have been developed to help you change if you really want to, have you ever considered aversion therapy?

16. Are cancer, earthquakes, and floods God's way of punishing heterosexuals?